It doesn't matter how far you slip, you've already gone too far for me to help.

What is it with you men?

I mean, after 50, 40, hell... even 20 years you think you'd be able to control your own penis.

 

Seriously.

Must you, must you find it nessecary to MISS the toilet?

Oh no.

Not just ONCE and awhile.

Everytime.

 

Good, god.

If you can't aim.

Sit your ass down.

 

p.s. - This does not, by any stretch, refer to all men, just those who I work for. I basiclly work with men, who are babies, and I... in for all intense and purposes, are their mother.